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lunes, 28 de junio de 2010

The F1 GP Europa Valencia

Well two weekends ago was played the GP of Europe in the Spanish city of Valencia, a track a bit again, once again the RedBull paresis that would have control of the race but it was not so and after a very loud crash between Webber and Kovalainen where Webber was thrown by the air a few laps into the competition, which as on several occasions this year brought some problems with the garage and closing of these by the Safety Car and up to Hamilton to advance sanction to SC in the race to be a bit strange as I finish and was made, being the most affected the Ferrari team who fought at the front and end Alonso could only rate as the ninth but was actually scuderia eighth as several had broken the rule exceeded the SC but would be penalized with a drive Thought of at least 25 seconds as Hamilton, but the sanction imposed on these drivers was only 5 seconds, because of anger among multiple teams, with much controversy finally finished the GP of Europe and begin the Friday 1st practice for the British Grand Prix, which according to my predictions will be considered McLaren for the win the contest this weekend








2010 FORMULA 1 TELEFÓNICA GRAND PRIX OF EUROPE

Pos No Driver Team Laps Time/Retired Grid Pts
1 5 Sebastian Vettel RBR-Renault 57 1:40:29.571 1 25
2 2 Lewis Hamilton McLaren-Mercedes 57 +5.0 secs 3 18
3 1 Jenson Button McLaren-Mercedes 57 +12.6 secs 7 15
4 9 Rubens Barrichello Williams-Cosworth 57 +25.6 secs 9 12
5 11 Robert Kubica Renault 57 +27.1 secs 6 10
6 14 Adrian Sutil Force India-Mercedes 57 +30.1 secs 13 8
7 23 Kamui Kobayashi BMW Sauber-Ferrari 57 +30.9 secs 18 6
8 8 Fernando Alonso Ferrari 57 +32.8 secs 4 4
9 16 Sebastien Buemi STR-Ferrari 57 +36.2 secs 11 2
10 4 Nico Rosberg Mercedes GP 57 +44.3 secs 12 1
11 7 Felipe Massa Ferrari 57 +46.6 secs 5
12 22 Pedro de la Rosa BMW Sauber-Ferrari 57 +47.4 secs 16
13 17 Jaime Alguersuari STR-Ferrari 57 +48.2 secs 17
14 12 Vitaly Petrov Renault 57 +48.2 secs 10
15 3 Michael Schumacher Mercedes GP 57 +48.8 secs 15
16 15 Vitantonio Liuzzi Force India-Mercedes 57 +50.8 secs 14
17 25 Lucas di Grassi Virgin-Cosworth 56 +1 Lap 21
18 20 Karun Chandhok HRT-Cosworth 55 +2 Laps 23
19 24 Timo Glock Virgin-Cosworth 55 +2 Laps 22
20 21 Bruno Senna HRT-Cosworth 55 +2 Laps 24
21 18 Jarno Trulli Lotus-Cosworth 53 +4 Laps 19
Ret 10 Nico Hulkenberg Williams-Cosworth 49 Exhaust 8
Ret 19 Heikki Kovalainen Lotus-Cosworth 8 Accident damage 20
Ret 6 Mark Webber RBR-Renault 8 Accident 2

Note - Button, Barrichello, Kubica, Sutil, Buemi, De la Rosa, Petrov, Liuzzi and Hulkenberg all had five seconds added to their race times for speeding under safety-car conditions. Glock had 20 seconds added for ignoring blue flags.



Especial H Marisol Gonzalez

Bueno otra ptita mas para la revista H en esta ocasion de edicion especial por el mundial.

















domingo, 27 de junio de 2010

desayunando furia.....

mientras tu comes tu ceralito.... o tus huevitos con salchicha.... o tu pansito con cafe..........
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.......................este bateriasta come leon crudo.... o cocodrilo a las brasas......



............... yo ya me chingue un juguito

viernes, 25 de junio de 2010

Futbol for dummies

Si usted no es muy aficionado al balonpie....... siga estos consejos:




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lunes, 21 de junio de 2010

The F1 GP Canada

Two weeks ago was played on Canadian GP, Montreal and back to last year was suspended for the "crisis" in short, who say that F1 is boring, but maybe haha it is more boring NASCAR or football in so it's all football this month, well the hegemony of RedBull seems to be waning and it seems that McLaren takes over, because this time with McLaren GP a bit rough coming off another double, the painted Qualy advantage for any error RedBull Hamilton but it was so, that bill was reappeared with Fernando Alonso Ferrari, climbing to third place on this occasion and winning the exit to Hamilton in the pit lane but could not maintain backward step and maybe with a bit of traffic from the laggards, McLaren total so far is leading both championships and 1-2 in the drivers but Webber has a chance, give the expected wake of Ferrari who is third in constructors and fourth Alonso as a driver, this weekend's Grand Prix is held Europe in the street circuit of Valencia, we hope that Alonso does not have an percanse as last year at this time for taking the free practice and in a few hours Qualify, hopefully interesting as the championship continues until now with nothing to anyone yet.

FORMULA 1 GRAND PRIX DU CANADA 2010

Pos No Driver Team Laps Time/Retired Grid Pts
1 2 Lewis Hamilton McLaren-Mercedes 70 1:33:53.456 1 25
2 1 Jenson Button McLaren-Mercedes 70 +2.2 secs 4 18
3 8 Fernando Alonso Ferrari 70 +9.2 secs 3 15
4 5 Sebastian Vettel RBR-Renault 70 +37.8 secs 2 12
5 6 Mark Webber RBR-Renault 70 +39.2 secs 7 10
6 4 Nico Rosberg Mercedes GP 70 +56.0 secs 10 8
7 11 Robert Kubica Renault 70 +57.3 secs 8 6
8 16 Sebastien Buemi STR-Ferrari 69 +1 Lap 15 4
9 15 Vitantonio Liuzzi Force India-Mercedes 69 +1 Lap 5 2
10 14 Adrian Sutil Force India-Mercedes 69 +1 Lap 9 1
11 3 Michael Schumacher Mercedes GP 69 +1 Lap 13
12 17 Jaime Alguersuari STR-Ferrari 69 +1 Lap 16
13 10 Nico Hulkenberg Williams-Cosworth 69 +1 Lap 12
14 9 Rubens Barrichello Williams-Cosworth 69 +1 Lap 11
15 7 Felipe Massa Ferrari 69 +1 Lap 6
16 19 Heikki Kovalainen Lotus-Cosworth 68 +2 Laps 19
17 12 Vitaly Petrov Renault 68 +2 Laps 14
18 20 Karun Chandhok HRT-Cosworth 66 +4 Laps 24
19 25 Lucas di Grassi Virgin-Cosworth 65 +5 Laps 23
Ret 24 Timo Glock Virgin-Cosworth 50 Steering 21
Ret 18 Jarno Trulli Lotus-Cosworth 42 Brakes 20
Ret 22 Pedro de la Rosa BMW Sauber-Ferrari 30 Engine 17
Ret 21 Bruno Senna HRT-Cosworth 13 Gearbox 22
Ret 23 Kamui Kobayashi BMW Sauber-Ferrari 1 Collision 18





miércoles, 16 de junio de 2010

Todo depende del cristal con que se mira....

LUGAR: UNA CANTINA AL SUR DEL DF
OCASION: CUMPLEAÑOS DE THE_RUINER (O SEA YO)
HORA: 11:55 P.M.

El guitarrista de la banda local se avienta un mega solo wajolotero muy pendejo, tanto, que al terminar la song, todos estallan en aplausos y gritos... gritos como los siguientes:

Todos: BRAAAAVOOOO WEEE!!!!

the_ruiner: QUIERO UN HIJO TUYO CABROOOOOOONNN!!!!!
elpinguino: METEMELAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Jacinto: o sea we que chingo toca o sea es que es otro pedo o sea es que es otro mundo we!
McLovin: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! que? que paso? naaah ni que tocara tan bien....
Natalia: Imaginate como movera esos dedos en una situacion diferente!!!!!
El pacheco: COJETE A RUIZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruiz: SIIII COJEMEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Y usted, caballero... que le hubiera gritado al señor?

miércoles, 9 de junio de 2010

Fernanda Lopez revista H

Bien otro mes, otra revista, otra pta mas a la coleccion de H y para que no digan que la ponemos ya que va a salir la proxima y demas pues ahi esta una tal Fernanda Lopez, que pues si le metia el chocotroco por el orto como diria mi cuate marito aka el mono mario, de donde ptas salio pues sabra dios, ahi el niño jirafa o algun otro contribuira en darnos algun dato, mientras seguimos buscando la revista completa.