viernes, 9 de julio de 2010

fuck you!!!!!

me caga poner mensajes o... o titulos en ingles.... siento que es pretencioso.... ahy si... medio se ingles.... pito que..... aunque esta ves hare una excepción ............ es lo unico que se me cruza por mi retorcida cabeza..... fuck you!!!!.... si tu... que bajo el discurso de aun te quiero..... de que seras lo que siempre busque..... de que eres lo que siempre he querido ...has escupido en la cara...... matado mi insulsa esperanza ............... esa parte que creai cada una de tus palabras.......hoy se rompio....hoy no hay mensajes entre lineas... hoy no hay mensajes ocultos... es tu culpa y solo tuya....

jueves, 8 de julio de 2010

El Pulpo Paul

El Pulpo más famoso del mundo por pronosticar al ganador de los partidos de Alemania solamente (esto xke el pulpo vive en Alemania), esta ocasión hará una excepción y mañana dará su pronostico acerca de la final de Sudáfrica 2010.

En mi opinión el pulpo tiene más neuronas que los integrantes de este bonito blog y es por eso ke me he permitido hacerle unas pequeñas preguntas.

1. El ViveRockTueño se hará este mes o el Pinguino la cagará?



2. Panchito volverá con la Tuzita?



3. Por fin iremos al pelodromo al lado de casa de Mario?



4. El admin. del blog comerá o le chingarán sus tacos de pollo?



5. McLovin chupa o dispara?



6. Alondra estará lista para jugar o para parchar?



Eso me da la razón en ke yo dije JUGAR...... y por ultimo pero más importante..... el destino del blog.

7. Cuantos años de vida le quedan a Chocobo's Mambo?



Supongo que seremos victimas del sistema o tiene algo que ver con el 2012. Así que ya sabes a quien preguntarle su futuro.

lunes, 28 de junio de 2010

The F1 GP Europa Valencia

Well two weekends ago was played the GP of Europe in the Spanish city of Valencia, a track a bit again, once again the RedBull paresis that would have control of the race but it was not so and after a very loud crash between Webber and Kovalainen where Webber was thrown by the air a few laps into the competition, which as on several occasions this year brought some problems with the garage and closing of these by the Safety Car and up to Hamilton to advance sanction to SC in the race to be a bit strange as I finish and was made, being the most affected the Ferrari team who fought at the front and end Alonso could only rate as the ninth but was actually scuderia eighth as several had broken the rule exceeded the SC but would be penalized with a drive Thought of at least 25 seconds as Hamilton, but the sanction imposed on these drivers was only 5 seconds, because of anger among multiple teams, with much controversy finally finished the GP of Europe and begin the Friday 1st practice for the British Grand Prix, which according to my predictions will be considered McLaren for the win the contest this weekend








2010 FORMULA 1 TELEFÓNICA GRAND PRIX OF EUROPE

Pos No Driver Team Laps Time/Retired Grid Pts
1 5 Sebastian Vettel RBR-Renault 57 1:40:29.571 1 25
2 2 Lewis Hamilton McLaren-Mercedes 57 +5.0 secs 3 18
3 1 Jenson Button McLaren-Mercedes 57 +12.6 secs 7 15
4 9 Rubens Barrichello Williams-Cosworth 57 +25.6 secs 9 12
5 11 Robert Kubica Renault 57 +27.1 secs 6 10
6 14 Adrian Sutil Force India-Mercedes 57 +30.1 secs 13 8
7 23 Kamui Kobayashi BMW Sauber-Ferrari 57 +30.9 secs 18 6
8 8 Fernando Alonso Ferrari 57 +32.8 secs 4 4
9 16 Sebastien Buemi STR-Ferrari 57 +36.2 secs 11 2
10 4 Nico Rosberg Mercedes GP 57 +44.3 secs 12 1
11 7 Felipe Massa Ferrari 57 +46.6 secs 5
12 22 Pedro de la Rosa BMW Sauber-Ferrari 57 +47.4 secs 16
13 17 Jaime Alguersuari STR-Ferrari 57 +48.2 secs 17
14 12 Vitaly Petrov Renault 57 +48.2 secs 10
15 3 Michael Schumacher Mercedes GP 57 +48.8 secs 15
16 15 Vitantonio Liuzzi Force India-Mercedes 57 +50.8 secs 14
17 25 Lucas di Grassi Virgin-Cosworth 56 +1 Lap 21
18 20 Karun Chandhok HRT-Cosworth 55 +2 Laps 23
19 24 Timo Glock Virgin-Cosworth 55 +2 Laps 22
20 21 Bruno Senna HRT-Cosworth 55 +2 Laps 24
21 18 Jarno Trulli Lotus-Cosworth 53 +4 Laps 19
Ret 10 Nico Hulkenberg Williams-Cosworth 49 Exhaust 8
Ret 19 Heikki Kovalainen Lotus-Cosworth 8 Accident damage 20
Ret 6 Mark Webber RBR-Renault 8 Accident 2

Note - Button, Barrichello, Kubica, Sutil, Buemi, De la Rosa, Petrov, Liuzzi and Hulkenberg all had five seconds added to their race times for speeding under safety-car conditions. Glock had 20 seconds added for ignoring blue flags.



Especial H Marisol Gonzalez

Bueno otra ptita mas para la revista H en esta ocasion de edicion especial por el mundial.

















domingo, 27 de junio de 2010

desayunando furia.....

mientras tu comes tu ceralito.... o tus huevitos con salchicha.... o tu pansito con cafe..........
......................
...............................
.......................este bateriasta come leon crudo.... o cocodrilo a las brasas......



............... yo ya me chingue un juguito

viernes, 25 de junio de 2010

Futbol for dummies

Si usted no es muy aficionado al balonpie....... siga estos consejos:




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lunes, 21 de junio de 2010

The F1 GP Canada

Two weeks ago was played on Canadian GP, Montreal and back to last year was suspended for the "crisis" in short, who say that F1 is boring, but maybe haha it is more boring NASCAR or football in so it's all football this month, well the hegemony of RedBull seems to be waning and it seems that McLaren takes over, because this time with McLaren GP a bit rough coming off another double, the painted Qualy advantage for any error RedBull Hamilton but it was so, that bill was reappeared with Fernando Alonso Ferrari, climbing to third place on this occasion and winning the exit to Hamilton in the pit lane but could not maintain backward step and maybe with a bit of traffic from the laggards, McLaren total so far is leading both championships and 1-2 in the drivers but Webber has a chance, give the expected wake of Ferrari who is third in constructors and fourth Alonso as a driver, this weekend's Grand Prix is held Europe in the street circuit of Valencia, we hope that Alonso does not have an percanse as last year at this time for taking the free practice and in a few hours Qualify, hopefully interesting as the championship continues until now with nothing to anyone yet.

FORMULA 1 GRAND PRIX DU CANADA 2010

Pos No Driver Team Laps Time/Retired Grid Pts
1 2 Lewis Hamilton McLaren-Mercedes 70 1:33:53.456 1 25
2 1 Jenson Button McLaren-Mercedes 70 +2.2 secs 4 18
3 8 Fernando Alonso Ferrari 70 +9.2 secs 3 15
4 5 Sebastian Vettel RBR-Renault 70 +37.8 secs 2 12
5 6 Mark Webber RBR-Renault 70 +39.2 secs 7 10
6 4 Nico Rosberg Mercedes GP 70 +56.0 secs 10 8
7 11 Robert Kubica Renault 70 +57.3 secs 8 6
8 16 Sebastien Buemi STR-Ferrari 69 +1 Lap 15 4
9 15 Vitantonio Liuzzi Force India-Mercedes 69 +1 Lap 5 2
10 14 Adrian Sutil Force India-Mercedes 69 +1 Lap 9 1
11 3 Michael Schumacher Mercedes GP 69 +1 Lap 13
12 17 Jaime Alguersuari STR-Ferrari 69 +1 Lap 16
13 10 Nico Hulkenberg Williams-Cosworth 69 +1 Lap 12
14 9 Rubens Barrichello Williams-Cosworth 69 +1 Lap 11
15 7 Felipe Massa Ferrari 69 +1 Lap 6
16 19 Heikki Kovalainen Lotus-Cosworth 68 +2 Laps 19
17 12 Vitaly Petrov Renault 68 +2 Laps 14
18 20 Karun Chandhok HRT-Cosworth 66 +4 Laps 24
19 25 Lucas di Grassi Virgin-Cosworth 65 +5 Laps 23
Ret 24 Timo Glock Virgin-Cosworth 50 Steering 21
Ret 18 Jarno Trulli Lotus-Cosworth 42 Brakes 20
Ret 22 Pedro de la Rosa BMW Sauber-Ferrari 30 Engine 17
Ret 21 Bruno Senna HRT-Cosworth 13 Gearbox 22
Ret 23 Kamui Kobayashi BMW Sauber-Ferrari 1 Collision 18





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