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jueves, 27 de mayo de 2010

Joke

Pues en vista de ke los "inges" ya pasaron su examen de ingles...... ahi les va este chiste ke me encontre ......


A plane has problems on the air and as the plane is losing power and altitude,the captain comes over the intercom and says “Sorry it had to come to this folks,but in order to try to save the plane we’ve already let the luggage go". And the plane continues to loose speed and altitude. And again the captain talks to the passengers over the intercom and says " I hate to do this, but now we’re going to have to start releasing passengers in alphabetical order.”

Beginning with the letter “A” of course…..”so, are there AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?”…. And silence...no one answers….Ok says the captain,now the letter “B” ….”BLACK PEOPLE, ANY BLACK PEOPLE?”….. again, silence…..no one answer...and the captain says.. ok letter “C”… “COLORED PEOPLE, ARE THERE ANY COLORED PEOPLE?”….again silence. Just then, a black kid turns to his mom and says “Mom, aren't we AFRICAN,BLACK, and COLORED people?” Then the mom turns to him and says “Honey today we're NIGGAS, let the fucking MEXICANS go first”So the little black kid turns to the little mexican kid sitting next to him and laughs… Then the mexican kid laughs back and says “Ese vato today I’m a WETBACK, so get ready to jump my NIGGA!”


Nota: si eres mexicano, no te ofendas.. siempre estara randy para burlarte de los negros.........

2 comentarios:

MCLOVIN dijo...

pinche chiste culero ....y no te lo encontraste...lo inventaste

THE_RUINER dijo...

Callate wera que ni le entendiste seguramente